I’ve got 99 problems and Grant Ward is all of them
Before I am your daughter,1/? Things To Remember (via barbieandken)
your aunt, niece, or cousin,
I am my own person,
and I will not set fire to myself
to keep you warm.
Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
did you major in booty math
No, I studied Asstronomy
THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART
"Hup hup hup hup"
girls take guys’ sweatshirts and flaunt them around like they have vanquished an enemy. Please stop telling people you are wearing my sweatshirt, I just want it back. I’m so cold