wardstan:

I’ve got 99 problems and Grant Ward is all of them

Before I am your daughter,
your sister,
your aunt, niece, or cousin,
I am my own person,
and I will not set fire to myself
to keep you warm.
1/? Things To Remember   (via barbieandken)

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kinkydonuts:

spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

No, I studied Asstronomy

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applejuiceforstrider:

eternal-bloom:

THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART

"Hup hup hup hup"

applejuiceforstrider:

eternal-bloom:

THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART

"Hup hup hup hup"

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Straight White Boy Problem #101

straightwhiteboyproblems:

girls take guys’ sweatshirts and flaunt them around like they have vanquished an enemy. Please stop telling people you are wearing my sweatshirt, I just want it back. I’m so cold

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fashion-runways:

PAVONI Resort 2013

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calitrophywife:

limehunting:

Sheikha Mozah of Qatar

I want to be her when I grow up.

calitrophywife:

limehunting:

Sheikha Mozah of Qatar

I want to be her when I grow up.

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Captain America: The Winter Soldier: grimdark is lazy, good is hard work and Jewish American superheroes

pluckyyoungdonna:

orangepenguino:

kerrypolka:

First I know nothing about Marvel comics: all my context I got from the films Thor (delightful) and Avengers Assemble (remember very little except it had good jokes and the final action scene was too long), and reading The Amazing…